this is my favorite post of all time
(Source: carl-sagan)
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
(Source: brenthor)
family members who trigger you on purpose because they think it’s hilarious
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(Source: pin-eye-woman)
